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A new report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows that cigarette smoking among high school students has plummeted to its lowest rate since officials started keeping track in 1991. The percent of high school students who smoke dropped from 36.4 percent in 1997 to only 21.9 percent in 2003. Terry Pechacek, co-author of the CDC study, said that the rate of smoking in youth "is finally being shut off."
Millions celebrated Eat Your Vegetables Day today, a little-known holiday intended to encourage more Americans to eat fresh broccoli, carrots, and other nutritious vegetables. The day coincides with an announcement made yesterday by the U.S. Department of Agriculture that frozen, batter-covered french fries should be considered fresh vegetables.
The city of Soap Lake, in eastern Washington, is in need of re-development. So the town has decided to build a 60+ foot-high lava lamp constructed of "cast 4-6 inch thick reinforced glass with a structural metal base and top cap." The lamp will function much the same way as conventional, smaller-sized lava lamps. The giant lamp is intended to "put Soap Lake back on the map and secure the town's economic future."
The Ohio high school student who was expelled for throwing a pie in his principal's face will return to school this fall, said the district superintendent. Danbury High School student Blake Molnar pushed a whipped-cream filled pie tin into principal Karen Abbott's face as part of a school-sponsored event. Although Abbott approved the event and consented to the pie-throwing, she complained and filed assault charges, claiming that her face, neck, and nose hurt because of the incident. District Superintendent Martin Fanning allowed Molnar to return to school following an apology and Molnar's acknowledgement "that his actions were inappropriate."
Former president George H.W. Bush jumped out of a plane yesterday to celebrate his 80th birthday. "This was a real thrill for me," said Bush, who was watched by a crowd of 4,000 at his library at Texas A&M University.
NASA scientists announced yesterday that the Spirit rover has uncovered strong evidence of water on Mars. Less clear-cut evidence of water had been unearthed earlier this year by the Opportunity rover on the other side of the planet. Dr. Steven W. Squyres, the mission's principal investigator, said that what Spirit has just discovered is "much more compelling evidence than we have found anywhere else."
A new study shows almost a quarter of children and teens with chronic headaches are using too much over-the-counter pain medication. Of the 680 children between the ages of 6 and 18 studied, 22 percent overused pain relievers, according to the American Headache Society. David Rothner, the study's lead researcher, said he was "astounded by the large numbers of kids using over-the-counter medications."
Attorney General John Ashcroft responded yesterday to allegations that the president had allowed al-Qaida operatives to be tortured by U.S. troops. Angry Democratic senators accused President Bush of justifying the use of physical or psychological pain in the war on terrorism "in order to prevent further attacks on the United States by the al-Qaida terrorist network."
Thousands of mourners are expected to pay tribute to former President Ronald Reagan at the Reagan Presidential Library on Tuesday. Many are saying that Reagan's death is having a unifying effect on the country and the Republican Party, pointing out that Congress has put aside other agendas to draft resolutions honoring the late president. One Republican senator said that he has never before seen such a spirit of cooperation among so many politicians.
South African businessman Andre Steyn was driving near a toll plaza outside Johannesburg when he heard shots being fired at him from men trying to hijack his truck. One of the shots passed through his hand before being stopped by his Nokia cell phone, preventing the bullet from entering his temple and killing him.
Starting June 8, McDonald's will begin a joint venture with Sony in a bid to "tap in to pop culture that appeals to young adults." The promotional program, called Big Mac Meal Tracks will run for six to ten weeks and will help the fast food giant with its image, as well as helping Sony improve its financial outlook.
After a string of terrorist attacks in Saudi Arabia, Saudi officials have shut down a charity that it says has ties to terrorism. The charity had been suspected of providing funds to "al-Qaida and related terrorist organizations."
Microsoft was granted a patent on the double-click by the US Patents and Trademark Office on April 27. The patent was granted for launching a function by pressing the "application button multiple times within a short period of time, e.g., double click." Microsoft has said that it will be "seeking to improve earnings from technology" it claims to have invented and will be filing for more patents on that technology.
US Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry has become a fan of the Green Bay Packers "in hopes they will bring him luck." Statistics show that the outcome of the Washington Redskins' final pre-election game is an accurate predictor of the presidential election. Hoping that the Packers beat the Redskins, which would indicate that he will win November's election, Kerry told a crowd in Green Bay that he is "the biggest Cheesehead in America."
A new US space telescope has helped astronomers find what many are saying is the youngest planet ever observed. Astronomers using the US Spitzer Space Telescope were observing a group of young stars in the Milky Way galaxy when they "found intriguing evidence" that one of the stars may have a very young planet.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford did not approve of state lawmakers' attempts to override his budget vetoes. So, he walked into South Carolina's Statehouse carrying "two oinking piglets under his arms" to protest "pork" in the state's budget. Sanford called the antics a "lighthearted way to symbolize the need for spending reform in South Carolina."
Research carried out at the RIKEN Genomic Sciences Center in Yokohama, Japan, shows that "genetically, chimpanzees are 98.5 percent identical to humans." Asao Fujiyama, head of the team who wrote the study, also found that differences between "humans and chimps are much more complicated than conventional wisdom has portrayed."