How to Attract a UFO

A UFO sighting was reported in a rural town in northern Indiana last week. Bev Carpenter and her 13-year-old granddaughter were just returning home when they saw a "disc-shaped object in the sky" that hovered over the trees and then disappeared. The object was also spotted farther to the south by several people who saw it hovering over the top of their pond.

It is unclear if the shock of seeing the UFO is responsible for turning Carpenter's hair a punkish pink color or if there is an even stranger explanation. Said Sgt. Ed Beaird, who responded to Carpenter's call: "She may have dyed it to lure more UFOs. Those little green men are often attracted to bright, shiny objects."